How to properly hug a baby (part 5)

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

How to properly hug a baby (part 4)

4. The 'paw slide'. Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

How to properly hug a baby (part 3)

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

How to properly hug a baby (part 2)

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

This Week: How to properly hug a baby (part 1)

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

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