Thursday, May 08, 2008

Why It's Better To Be a Woman!

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • Taxis stop for us.
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • Free dinners and movies.
  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
  • If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
  • We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
  • Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
  • We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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