Women's Rules For Men

1. We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
2. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
3. Ask for directions!
4. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say. The unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes, dear." It's condescending.
5. One remote is ENOUGH. No need to have a control tower in the living room.
6. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say "I was wrong."
7. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during a Lifetime movie.
8. If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
9. We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.
10. Wendy's chili is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
11. We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends. But in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.

(To read "Men's Rules for Women" click here.)