Sonbeam Corner: Funny Friday: "Lawnmower Fail"

Favorite Sayings

"Be yourself, because you gotta be someone and everybody else is already taken!"

"To keep oneself in perspective, everyone should own a dog that worships him and a cat that ignores him."

"We are called to go here and there as lamplighters on dark roads."

"May you always camp where the water runs sweet, where well-trod trails of friendship meet, as the kind years gently pass."

"Nothing can break you as long as you sing."

"Of all the lights you carry in your face, JOY will reach the farthest out to sea."

"May neither drought nor rain nor blizzard disturb the joyjuice in your gizzard! And may you camp where wind won't hit you, where snakes won't bite and bears won't git you!"

"If you cannot be a lighthouse, be a candle."

"May beauty walk with you through all your days to the place where the trail meets the sun!"

"I put all my eggs in one basket, then gave the basket to God."

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin',"
I'm whispering "I was lost,
Now I'm found and forgiven."

When I say.. "I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And need His strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
And need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
But, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow!

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Funny Friday: "Lawnmower Fail"

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Funny Friday: "Lawnmower Fail"

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