Why It's Better To Be a Woman!

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• Taxis stop for us.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free dinners and movies.
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
• We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.