Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? Then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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About "Sonbeam Corner"
The idea to create a public blog for adults AND children to enjoy, suddenly came to me one night. My wish is to provide a small corner of happiness and hope to all who find their way here. I'm a married Christian homemaker in my 50's desiring to spread some Light into the world through blogging.
~ "DJ"
~ "DJ"
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- Puppy cuteness...
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- Wonders Wednesday Photo: Green Hover Bee
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- Dinner Blessing? (funny)
- Use Electricity Wisely
- It's 7-11...
- Funny Friday: Invisible Cows sign
- Gates vs. GM
- Wonders Wednesday Photo: Massive Landslide
- "God's Rainbow" poem
- Bathtub Test (funny)
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Favorite Sayings
"Be yourself, because you gotta be someone and everybody else is already taken!"
"To keep oneself in perspective, everyone should own a dog that worships him and a cat that ignores him."
"We are called to go here and there as lamplighters on dark roads."
"May you always camp where the water runs sweet, where well-trod trails of friendship meet, as the kind years gently pass."
"Nothing can break you as long as you sing."
"Of all the lights you carry in your face, JOY will reach the farthest out to sea."
"May neither drought nor rain nor blizzard disturb the joyjuice in your gizzard! And may you camp where wind won't hit you, where snakes won't bite and bears won't git you!"
"If you cannot be a lighthouse, be a candle."
"May beauty walk with you through all your days to the place where the trail meets the sun!"
"I put all my eggs in one basket, then gave the basket to God."
"To keep oneself in perspective, everyone should own a dog that worships him and a cat that ignores him."
"We are called to go here and there as lamplighters on dark roads."
"May you always camp where the water runs sweet, where well-trod trails of friendship meet, as the kind years gently pass."
"Nothing can break you as long as you sing."
"Of all the lights you carry in your face, JOY will reach the farthest out to sea."
"May neither drought nor rain nor blizzard disturb the joyjuice in your gizzard! And may you camp where wind won't hit you, where snakes won't bite and bears won't git you!"
"If you cannot be a lighthouse, be a candle."
"May beauty walk with you through all your days to the place where the trail meets the sun!"
"I put all my eggs in one basket, then gave the basket to God."
"May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit."
~ Romans 15:13
~ Romans 15:13
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin',"
I'm whispering "I was lost,
Now I'm found and forgiven."
When I say.. "I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And need His strength to carry on.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
And need God to clean my mess.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
But, God believes I am worth it.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow!
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin',"
I'm whispering "I was lost,
Now I'm found and forgiven."
When I say.. "I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And need His strength to carry on.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
And need God to clean my mess.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
But, God believes I am worth it.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.
When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
Who received God's good grace, somehow!
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