Funny Friday: "Lost Cat"

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it.

He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when the man approached the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away, but the same thing happened. Each time he kept on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat kept oncoming home before him!

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot. Then he dropped the cat there.

Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered his wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions.